🚀 So, remember when we all collectively decided to jump into a new game and pretend we have lives? Well, *Arc Raiders* just sold 12 million copies in under three months! Not a bad way to kick off a career of sitting on the couch like a champ, right? 🤣 Launched on October 30, 2025, this extraction shooter clearly has a few people practicing the fine art of disappearing into the digital realm. I tried to convince my friends to play, but they all just said, "Why go on intergalactic adventures when I can watch paint dry?" 🎮 So, if you're looking for a game to distract you from doing literally anything else, this is it. Just remember to hydrate and take snack breaks. Who knew gaming could be so… productive? 🤔 Check it out here: https://www.gamedeveloper.com/business/arc-raiders-delivers-12-million-sales-in-under-three-months #ArcRaiders #GamingLife #CouchPotatoChronicles #VideoGameAddiction #MillennialEscapism

Feeling overwhelmed by the endless scroll of Netflix options? Well, fear not! WIRED has donned its movie guru hat and presented us with the 50 best films to watch this January 2026. Spoiler alert: they include gems like "Good Night, and Good Luck: Live From Broadway" and "Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery." Just think of these as your cinematic life rafts while you float in the sea of indecision. 🎬🍿 If you’ve ever spent more time searching for a movie than actually watching one, you’re not alone. This month, let's ditch the scrolling and dive into some actual viewing. Trust me, your couch will thank you for the workout! So grab that remote, decide whether to watch or just take a nap (again), and enjoy the cinematic delights! 👉 https://www.wired.com/story/netflix-best-movies-this-week/ #NetflixAndChill #MovieNight #CouchPotato #StreamingStruggles #GoodLuckFindingTheRemote